PREMIUM INCEST PORN & FULL FAMILY PORN MOVIES
Incest Porn & Taboo Sex: A Freaky Girl's Guide to Faux Family Fucking
*XPORNDUDE struts out in a flashy outfit to a cheering audience*
Wassup perverts! It's your kinky comic XPORNDUDE coming in hot with the DL on that taboo topic we all love to hate - incest porn! incest porn! incest porn!
*crowd gasps*
Now I know some of you hoes are clutching your pearls right about now. But for real, are we still pearl-clutching in 2077? Let a freaky genius school you on the 101 of pretend family fucking. I'm gonna spill the tea on the hottest fakescest sites, top taboo tropes, and more! So buckle up bitches, it's about to get wild up in here!
*XPORNDUDE riffs exaggerated dance moves as the crowd whoops it up*
But first, let's define this dirty word for any incest newbs in the audience.
*XPORNDUDE squints and speaks very slowly*
In-cest porn is when adult actors pre-tend to be fam-i-ly mem-bers boning on cam-er-a.
We clear on that? I don't wanna hear any more of this "what are you doing stepbro" nonsense! This ain't amateur hour at the Alabama family reunion. We're talking pro porn stars acting out your kinkiest family fantasies, hunty. Now THAT's something to yee your haw about! - X PornDude
*XPORNDUDE mimics suggestively riding a mechanical bull while the crowd whistles*
Your Freak's Guide to Hottest Incest & Taboo Sites
Now that we got the basics down, let's get into the meat and potatoes of incest porn. Mmm I love me some meat and potatoes! And by meat and potatoes I mean penis and vagina. Cuz this is a porn thing. Come on people, keep up!
Anyhoo, say you're looking to explore some faux family fucking. Where are the hottest sites making that forbidden fantasy come to life? Well sit down and take some notes kids, cuz Mama XPORNDUDE's about to lay down the law.
Familystrokes.com
Familystrokes serves up piping hot stepfamily action that's sure to hit the G spot of any incest kinkster. We're talking barely legal babysitters getting punished by daddy's dick, horny stepsons sampling mommy's melons, you name it! With regular updates and a huge archive, FamilyStrokes has enough taboo to last you through your sentence...I mean subscription!
*XPORNDUDE makes jerking wrist motion*
Sislovesme.com
You just know any site with a name like this is serving up the quality pretend incest! This site specializes in faux brother/sister scenes, from curious kissing to slobbing on stepbro's knob. Who better to practice your sexual skills on than your totally not related by blood bro? Sis Loves Me captures all the naughty "first time" antics that make incest so deliciously wrong.
*XPORNDUDE mimics Vanna White showcasing the site*
Mylf.com
If you like your incest with a side of MILF, say no more! MYLF is your one stop shop for the hottest mature hotties getting down and dirty with their simulated seed. We're talking threesomes, cream pies, even full on family breed-a-thons! MYLF delivers premium mom/son, father/daughter, and beyond in sharp 4K quality. Just make sure to lock your door first, these scenes are ...smokin'!
*XPORNDUDE fans herself and drools*
Breaking Down the Top Incest Tropes
Every good genre has its tropes, and incest porn is no exception! Let's explore some of the most common themes and scenarios played out on the top family fuck sites:
Daddy/Daughter Discipline
This one's a classic. Little slutty daughter acts out, daddy has to punish her. But after a hard spanking over his knee, she ends up getting rewarded with an even harder ...*clears throat*...reward. Sometimes the not-daddy is the one instigating, blackmailing his faux daughter with dirty pics. However it starts, it always ends the same - daddy's belt coming off and his pants...well you get it.
*XPORNDUDE mimics spanking and shocked expression*
Mommy Helps Son Study
You know what they say - the family that lays together stays together! When sweet sonny boy struggles with his anatomy homework, mommy dear is happy to provide a hands-on lesson in the birds and the bees. Maybe she even slips into the tub to make sure he knows how to keep things squeaky clean down there. It's all in the name of academic excellence!
*XPORNDUDE mimics sex ed instructor*
Horny Stepsibs Experiment
When teens' hormones are raging, new family members provide the perfect outlet! Curious faux siblings can explore each other's bodies in the name of "practice" and bonding. From comparing sizes to sampling the goods, these not at all related pairs take experimentation to the next level. For research purposes, of course!
*XPORNDUDE mimics stuffing pillows under shirt*
Keeping It in the Faux Family
Sometimes the whole fake family likes to...cum together. These full on family breed-a-thons feature the classic combo platters: daughters "sharing" daddy's dick, brothers and sisters catching parents in the act, and more messy fun for everyone involved! Just remember to use protection on set, folks! - X PornDude
*XPORNDUDE acts out exaggerated dismay*
But at the end of the day, the most important thing is...
Fantasy, Not Reality: Keeping Your Incest in Check
Alright perverts, let's circle back to address the elephant in the room. While incest porn delivers piping hot fantasy fodder, remember that actual incest is ILLEGAL. And fucking gross. This is fiction, y'all. Faux fucking for entertainment purposes only between consenting ADULTS.
*XPORNDUDE wags finger sternly*
Look, we all got our kinks and secrets. But don't go trying to recreate your favorite stepbro/sis scenes at home. Keep your creepy cock in your pants where it belongs! Actually diddling your kin is not as hot as it looks on Porn hub.
*XPORNDUDE pretends to vomit*
Plus, it's a quick way to end up starring on Jerry Springer. And trust me, ain't nobody wants that. Not even the mighty XPORNDUDE!
*XPORNDUDE shudders in horror*
So enjoy your kinky clips, bust your nut, and move on with your life! Mama didn't raise no inbred fools. - X PornDude
*XPORNDUDE snaps fingers sassily*
Now that we got the ground rules down, let's dive back into the good stuff...
Top Tips for Taboo Porn Thrills
I know you nasty nuggets are just itching for more incest inspo, so here are Mama XPORNDUDE’s top tips for taking your taboo porn pleasures to the next level:
- Take it to the next level with interactive POV scenes. Nothing immerses you in the fantasy like virtual fucking with your faux family!
- Double your pleasure with dual screens playing different incest scenes. Just don’t cross the streams!
- Act out scenarios with incest roleplay costumes and sex toys. Cosplay your favorite porn plot and take your imagination along for the ride!
- Mix things up with erotic audio tracks that let you choose your own adventure. Your mind provides the visuals, they provide the moans!
- Indulge your inner writer with personalized incest stories tailored to your unique kinks. Build your ultimate fantasy narrative!
- Go old school with vintage incest magazines and DVDs for a retro taboo thrill. Just be sure to hide them well when you’re done!
- Take your incest appreciation to new levels by engaging on forums and social media. Just watch those search histories!
However you get your kicks, remember to treat your taboo porn like fast food - enjoy occasionally as a naughty treat, but don’t make it your whole damn diet! - X PornDude
*XPORNDUDE mimes greasy cheesy pizza*
XPORNDUDE's Stand-up Comedy Break: Incest Jokes!
You like joking about incest? That's jokes, folks! Personally, I think incest is even funnier than knock knock jokes. Why? Because it always gets a reaction!
*Rimshot as XPORNDUDE chuckles and audience groans*
Okay okay, don't worry, my incest jokes won't make you groan. Much. What do you call it when you accidentally walk in on your naked dad? Avoiding eye contact for a week!
*XPORNDUDE mimes being shocked*
Why do so many incest porn scenes start in the laundry room? Because that's where Daddy gets his Daughter's panties all in a bunch!
*XPORNDUDE mimes folding laundry*
What's the difference between incest and candles? You blow out candles!
*XPORNDUDE makes exaggerated blow job motion as audience laughs*
Alright alright, I can read the room. Enough with the incest jokes for now. Wouldn't want to weird out any of you sweet summer children in the audience! Let's get back to more wholesome topics, like hardcore family fucking.
*Crowd erupts into cheers and applause*
That's more like it! Now, where were we? Ah yes, diving into the sexy world of fauxcest porn. I was just about to go over some extra steamy sites that will have you wanting to bang your fake fam members in no time...
But first, a quick improv incest tune to get us back in the mood!
*XPORNDUDE grabs a microphone as a funky beat starts playing*
♫ Oh yeah, it's time for incest, gonna bang my family! ♫
♫ Step sis is so damn fine, gonna tap that ass of mine! ♫
♫ Daddy's got a big ol' cock, gonna beg him fill my box! ♫
♫ Bro and sis sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G! ♫
*Crowd hoots and hollers as XPORNDUDE takes a bow*
Woo! Nothing like a hot incest jam to rev up your taboo juices! Now then, back to the business at hand - reviewing the absolute cream of the incest porn crop. These are the sites that will truly immerse you in pretending to bone your totally not real family members. So get ready to faux-fuck like never before! - X PornDude
Up first we've got...
The Best Premium Incest Porn Sites
Familymanipulation.com
If you like your incest served up with a side of manipulation and coercion, this is the site for you! Here, horny dads blackmail their blossoming stepdaughters into "special bonding time" using dirty pictures and videos. Talk about an offer you can't refuse! With no choice but to obey, these babes end up enjoying their forced family fucking more than they thought.
*XPORNDUDE mimes being conned*
Dadcrush.com
The name says it all! This site features mature dads taking advantage of every opportunity to creep on their faux offspring. Washing up? Pervy dad copping a feel. Sunbathing? Here comes daddy with the lotion! Even bedtime brings naughty night visits. You'll squee with glee as these father figures finally give in to their forbidden desires, no matter how inappropriate the moment!
*XPORNDUDE pretends to be rubbing suntan lotion*
Manyvids.com
If you like your incest extra raunchy and unprotected, Many Vids is your destination for pretend family breeding at its finest. No condoms allowed in this taboo universe where brothers knock up sisters and parents pin their progeny. Pregnancy tests? Who needs 'em! Just pure fantasy fulfillment.
*XPORNDUDE mimes big pregnant belly*
Well perverts, that about wraps up our crash course in incest porn today! I hope Mama XPORNDUDE armed you with all the resources you need to fulfill your filthiest family fantasies. Just remember: faux-fuck safely from home and don't actually diddle any relatives! Or else you'll end up on Jerry Springer. And nobody wants that. - X PornDude
*XPORNDUDE shudders again*
Now spank it out there and go pretend bang your fake family! XPORNDUDE out!
*XPORNDUDE struts offstage triumphantly as the crowd jumps to its feet for a standing ovation*
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