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*XPORNDUDE slides onto stage in a furry pink bunny costume*
Wuzzgood my horny freaks! It's ya girl XPORNDUDE back to spill the tea on where all the hottest premium shemale porn at. I know some of y'all are shemale virgins, so grab some lube and prepare to get that world rocked!
Shemale Porn 101: XPORNDUDE’s Guide for Horny Newbies
Gather round padawans, it's time for Professor XPORNDUDE to school you on everything you need to know about the wild n' juicy world of shemale porn! I know some of you innocent lambs still learning the ropes, so have a seat and get ready for me to pop your cherries. We gonna cover all the basics today.
First things first, lesson time on lingo. We don't say "tranny" or "shemale" no more, feel me? Now we keep it PC with trans women and trans models. Gotta show respect for our sisters in the community, nah mean?*
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My faves are the cute Thai and Filipina ladyboys. All my weeb homies know those Asian babes are sweeter than mochi. They act all shy and kawaii, then get freaky like a hentai tentacle monster in the bedroom. Always down for spit roasts and double anal - such generous ladies! - X PornDude
Feel me now? Once you taste premium transgender porn, it opens up a whole new world of sexual possibilities! Class is just getting started though. Lube up and let Professor XPORNDUDE guide you to shemale porn enlightenment! *makes weird gestures and bows*
Is Enjoying Shemale Porn Gay? XPORNDUDE Sets the Record Straight
Now I know some of y'all wonder if shemale porn is gay. Let XPORNDUDE set the record straight once and for all. As long as you say "no homo" after nutting, you good! Haha nah I'm just messing with ya. For real though, it's 2022 - we don't judge anyone's tastes no more. Jerk it to whatever revs your engine, it's all love here. Just don't forget the lube so you don't chafe ya meat stick! Safety first.
XPORNDUDE’s Guide to Shemale Slang for Newbies
Aight my little shemale padawans, it's time for Trans Lingo 101! I know you eager virgins still learning the terms, so let Professor XPORNDUDE school you on the key words and phrases. Grab a pen and take notes - this'll help you navigate the wild world of chicks with dicks!
First up, what do we call these gorgeous creatures? "Shemale" and "tranny" are old school - now we keep it respectful with trans women and trans models. Ya dig?
Got a hankering for exotic Asian kinksters? You want ladyboys - feminine trans femmes from Thailand and the Philippines. Slim with a sexy secret in their panties!
A Tgirl refers to hot trans babes, especially the curvy Brazilians with phat bubbly booties. Dangerous curves and monster anacondas between their legs!
Now this next one ain't PC, but you might hear it in dirty talk..."Chicks with dicks" means trans hotties with feminine allure and a masculine appendage down below. Kinda explains itself!
"Pre-op" means a trans babe who hasn't had bottom surgery yet. Still packing that OG equipment but identifying as female. Best of both worlds!
"Post-op" is a trans gal who went under the knife and traded her pole for a hole. You'd never know the difference! Except for the scars lol.
Lastly, a "switch hitter" is a versatile Tgirl who likes to top or bottom depending on the mood. Down for whatever - sucking or being sucked! Such flexible ladies. - X PornDude
There y'all have it - XPORNDUDE’s cheat codes for navigating premium shemale porn. Study up and you'll be an expert genre connoisseur in no time! *twerks and dabs out of room*
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*XPORNDUDE launches into stand-up routine*
Y'all ever notice how God gave some dudes massive dongs that look ridiculous on their bodies? I call that getting short-changed! Ladies be like "Um, is that a third leg?" Meanwhile, God blessed some of these hung trans vixens with perfect girl-peens! They like "Don't worry sis, I got enough dick for both of us!" - X PornDude
*XPORNDUDE starts rapping*
Yo DJ, drop that beat! It's time for XPORNDUDE's ode to shemale porn:
*beat drops*
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*XPORNDUDE drops mic*
Aight y'all, that concludes Shemale 101 with ya girl XPORNDUDE! Hope you soaked up some knowledge today. Now stop watching me bounce around in this furry bunny suit and go do your homework on them sites I recommended! - X PornDude
Catch ya later pervy freaks! XPORNDUDE out! *dabs and struts off stage*
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